I can't see how that didn't work

Well, it's not called a ride-thru

Source: The Telegraph

Things you should not do, if you are a cop

Source: WPXI

How much goddamn free time do you people have

Source: NBC News

They grow up so fast

Source: FoxNews

Guess which state accidentally banned all computers and smartphones

Source: HuffPo

...and I cannot lie, except in cases of self-preservation where I might choose to conceal my affinity

Source: Athens Banner-Herald

The long national nightmare of sidewalk chalking has finally ended

Source: 10news

Applebee's gets in to the aquarium game, is equally good at aquariums and food

Source: Daily News

That seems like a very legitimate worry, yes

Source: Azfamily.com

Teacher: Sure, you students can do an experiment with Nerf guns! School: BOOM, SUSPENDED

Source: Opposing Views

It's Tuesday, so of course we're due for a Florida happening--now with additional llamas.

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Is there a picture of a llama on a stretcher, you ask?  Why, OF COURSE there is.

I mean, once you've hit a cop with a thrown wine bottle, might as well keep going

I guess if someone had accidentally stepped on it they could have been mildly aggravated

I suppose this calls for a panic gif (well, not really.  Mostly I just wanted to put in a gif).

Source: Daily Mail

Should we allow civilians to drive cop cars? Sure, what could go wrong?

Source: wheels.ca

Traveling this Memorial Day weekend? Well, I have g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶ b̶a̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶ news!

According to AAA, traffic will be down per this CNN report!

Don't get too excited though--according to AAA (again), traffic is going to be up, judging by this USA Today report.

Journalism!

Alex Jones thinks the government has access to the SimCity disaster menu

Source: MediaMatters

I guess it's natural to wonder if you're adopted but come on

Slate.com has a frequent advice column written by Emily Yoffe.  This column frequently runs somewhat absurd questions, but today's really takes the cake:

In Canada, even the horses are too polite to tell you when you're bothering them

Is there a video?  OF COURSE there's a video.  You're welcome.

 


Source: Sun News

Headlines, are difficult to write, but as long as you get all the information in there you're usually okay, commas are hard to use but I think I am improving because I used three here and that seems like an appropriate number

Source: philly.com