Headlines, are difficult to write, but as long as you get all the information in there you're usually okay, commas are hard to use but I think I am improving because I used three here and that seems like an appropriate number

Source: philly.com

Chinese criminal mastermind would fit right in in Florida

Source: Shortlist

A Twitter feed for Monday: Florida Man is the superhero Florida deserves

It's not uncommon to see "Florida Man" in headlines, because men in Florida are terrible at not doing insanely dumb things.  Now, the _FloridaMan twitter feed compiles the best examples of these into a single fatally flawed superhero.  Maybe there's a little Florida Man in all of us.

The War on Drugs used to be a real war with medieval weapons and shit

If we don't talk about flail control now, we leave the population exposed to mass flailings.

Taken from Life Magazine's site

A German student [VERB]ed a group of [PLURAL NOUN] and [VERB]ed a [NOUN] at them before [VERB]ing on a [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN], police have said.

You really have to love a news story where it's literally impossible to predict what might happen in the next sentence. Suddenly, a bulldozer!

Source: BBC

Thieves commit most Canadian heist ever

After being apprehended, the thieves apologized politely and profusely for their transgression.