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Source: HuffPo

At least they're motivated sellers

So...you need someone to come dredge your trampoline out of the neighborhood pond, for free, and in exchange they get a broken trampoline.  Let the bidding commence, I guess.

This is the least inspiring Craigslist post ever.  All interested parties in an orderly line, ple--I SAID ORDERLY, DAMMIT.  Ms. Jackson, you'll have to calm down.

Sounds like a really interesting family.  I guess I can't blame you for having difficulty sleeping with a walrus head in the house.

Yeah, I know, it's obviously fake.  Still, I would absolutely use this as an art installation if it's still available.

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