Applebee's gets in to the aquarium game, is equally good at aquariums and food

Source: Daily News

Good: There are fewer fire ants in the US now! Bad: Replaced by "Crazy Ants"

Source: University of Texas

German news programs like to have fun with their material

Just look at all these remarkable women we celebrate

Source: Herald News

Did you guys not have a stock photo of a cabbie attacking another cabbie with a snow brush?

So there's just the one problem, then?

Best quote: Donovan agrees with McVie's theory. "Probably what it [the high rates of penile implants in prison] shows more than anything is how incredibly boring prison is. You've got to do something that fills in the day." 

Source: The Atlantic