I mean, once you've hit a cop with a thrown wine bottle, might as well keep going

So there's just the one problem, then?

Best quote: Donovan agrees with McVie's theory. "Probably what it [the high rates of penile implants in prison] shows more than anything is how incredibly boring prison is. You've got to do something that fills in the day." 

Source: The Atlantic

I'm not really sure how this would be useful to anyone