I can't see how that didn't work

Well, it's not called a ride-thru

Source: The Telegraph

Things you should not do, if you are a cop

Source: WPXI

How much goddamn free time do you people have

Source: NBC News

They grow up so fast

Source: FoxNews

Guess which state accidentally banned all computers and smartphones

Source: HuffPo

...and I cannot lie, except in cases of self-preservation where I might choose to conceal my affinity

Source: Athens Banner-Herald

The long national nightmare of sidewalk chalking has finally ended

Source: 10news

And this is why you always appoint a designated driver, especially if you are a tank driver driving your tank through civilian areas while being videotaped

Applebee's gets in to the aquarium game, is equally good at aquariums and food

Source: Daily News

Move along, nothing to see here, just a dog taking his owner for a walk

Good: deer adapting to their environments. Bad: In Florida

Source: 10 News Tampa

That seems like a very legitimate worry, yes

Source: Azfamily.com

Saying the word "gun"? Yeah, you better believe that's a suspension

Source: Opposing Views

Teacher: Sure, you students can do an experiment with Nerf guns! School: BOOM, SUSPENDED

Source: Opposing Views

As far as I can tell this is a real news show and these people are supposedly news professionals

I mostly just feel bad for the weatherman.

It's Tuesday, so of course we're due for a Florida happening--now with additional llamas.

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Is there a picture of a llama on a stretcher, you ask?  Why, OF COURSE there is.

I mean, once you've hit a cop with a thrown wine bottle, might as well keep going

I guess if someone had accidentally stepped on it they could have been mildly aggravated

I suppose this calls for a panic gif (well, not really.  Mostly I just wanted to put in a gif).

Source: Daily Mail

Should we allow civilians to drive cop cars? Sure, what could go wrong?

Source: wheels.ca