Anyway, his most recent work is titled, "Reagan's home could become a parking lot for Obama's library". It's a terrifying description of a present-day Cold War where Obama seeks to relentlessly destroy all historical landmarks related to past presidents! No, really--see for yourself:
Just for fun, I'm going to keep track of all the items in this column that could be classified as "jokes". Since I am assuming that Bill Kelly is aware that the Cold War was not started by cold temperatures, I will begrudgingly give him credit for +1 joke there.
No, it’s not Barack Obama of Hawaii.
Nice job, reminding us that Obama was born in Hawaii. This seems like a vague dig at Obama not being American, but I don't really get it. +0 jokes.
It was at the apartment’s first floor window that a young Ronald Reagan looked out upon the world.
But some powerful Chicagoans are planning to demolish Reagan’s historic home.