Anyway, Trump is once again in the news regarding a birth certificate, this time his own. Bill Maher recently pledged $5 million to a charity of Trump's choice if Trump could prove that he was not "the spawn of his mother having sex with orangutan…". Trump, sensing a chance to get people to look at him, actually chose to release it, so now we have access to that, for whatever it's worth.
|The only thing remotely of note is that he requested this on May 22, 2012, which suggests that he ordered it several months ago and has been impatiently waiting for someone to demand to see it since then.|
Dear Mr. Maher:
I represent Mr. Donald J. Trump. I write on his behalf to accept your offer (made during the Jay Leno Show on January 7, 2013) that Mr. Trump prove he is not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan."
Well demonstrated, sir. Maher's response to this was “I’m not looking for a feud with Donald Trump,” which: he's really approached this whole situation incorrectly, then. Personally, I can't wait to see this non-feud progress, since I can't think of two people I'd rather see compete in an effort to look the most ridiculous.
BOTH: "No, MY hair is the silliest!"