Need help deciding between the Mexican blend and the Monterey Jack cheese for your nachos? Just ask this guy:
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| "Why yes, I know a great deal about cheese. Where you at, ladeeeez?" |
Having trouble with an oversized entranceway? I've got a guy for that:
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| "I didn't choose the big door life--you could say it's more of a calling, really." |
What about if you find that your knowledge of adult film history is lacking? Yes, there's a guy for that too:
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| "Oh, yes. 1973 was a apecial year for the industry--a real turning point for filmmakers in many ways. It also marked my own first foray into the genre, an experience which has obviously changed the course of my life." |
What if you need--ah, fuck it, you'll never need this guy.
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| "No, wait--I think you misunderstood. I'm an expert in kidnapped brides, not an expert at kidnapping brides--where are you going? Is the interview over?" |
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