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Two Republican voters have been arrested for voter fraud, allegedly because they wanted to test how easy it was to get away with.  As they discovered, it's not that easy.  Incidentally, searching google news for "voter fraud 2012" yields seven results about cases where Republican individuals or groups committed voter fraud, two results where Republican candidates who lost are claiming they lost due to voter fraud, one result of John McCain saying voter fraud doesn't actually happen much, and one result of a spider causing voting machine issues.  Based on my findings, concerns about voter fraud can be ranked like so:

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(Actually, it wasn't Jose Canseco.  It was someone else named Canseco who claimed he lost because of voter fraud.  This picture only came up because google thinks it's relevant to any story about a Canseco)

    

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Seriously you guys, fucking spiders are in voting machines.  I'm not voting again until I can vote from a plastic bubble inside my house, with the caveat that someone must personally check the bubble for spiders first.