The establishment that opened here this year has features that demanding clients naturally expect from a love motel. Heart-shaped ceiling mirror: check. Curtains drawn against the bright day: check. Red mattress: check.
Is there some sort of Zagat for love motels? How do demanding clients look these things up? I need to know because of...pure intellectual curiousity, or something.
To open the motel, the siblings leased a former children’s hospital in Gutierrez, a leafy area of Belo Horizonte.
I hope they put up some very clear signs so that people stopped bringing their injured children there.
“Mel gets agitated with so much stimulation, and needs to relax a bit,” Ms. Carvalho said. “Come to think of it, I need some peace and quiet as well.”
This would be a little bit weird, except that I neglected to mention that Mel, like all other clients of this motel, is not a human. He is a dog. Therefore, it's actually a lot weird. This is a motel for this guy
to meet up with this lady
parts of the establishment cater to owners of cats, fish and rodents like the Mongolian gerbil
Fantastic. I had to look up what a Mongolian gerbil is, and it is this:
|Oh yeah, just like that|