|Fourteen cents? How will I afford pizza and clothes? Fine, I'll forgo pants.|
|As someone who has eaten Papa John's pizza, I can confirm that the toilet-seat shaped driveway is appropriate.|
Who would’ve imagined pizza could build this? This is really something. Don’t you love this country? What a home this is, what grounds these are, the pool, the golf course...This is a real tribute to America, to entrepreneurship.
|America! What, do some of you people not even have lakes on your property?|
|"We'll have every pizza, every day, cost $9.99. No, this isn't related to Obamacare, it's just a good idea."|
|I never thought "supporting gay rights" and "liking chicken" would be diametrically opposed political views|