Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Donald Trump attempts to eloquently attack Mark Cuban on Twitter, fails
Next, Trump goes to yet greater heights of sophomoric jabs:
Ha! Swings like a girl. That's real fresh. How about you, Donald--what's your swing like?
HAR HAR HE'S A LOOOOOOOSEEEEEER RESPECT MY CHAMPEENSHIPS
At this point, Trump began receiving displeased correspondences from some of Cuban's fans, which he responded to in classic Internet fashion:
Perhaps sensing that this new tactic of threatening to visit the homes of all Cuban fans was backfiring, Trump then returned to his earlier discussion of golf skills. To my knowledge, Trump is actually quite good at golf, so of the available options, this was the second best one after "don't start juvenile insult wars on twitter ever, like seriously, what the fuck are you thinking, that's dumb as hell".
Having suitably chastened Mr. Cuban, Trump decided it was time to fluff his own ego a bit while delivering the killing blow. FINISH HIM!