So, like a totally normal person, I was online shopping for holiday gifts. Like a less normal person, I was looking at a "Radio Controlled Flying F*%k Helicopter: Hilarious Airborne Comedic Device" (that's all the actual name of the product).
|Don't worry, guys--they specified that "Though the photo is blurred, yours will be completely legible."|
Reviews of the Radio Controlled Flying F*%k Helicopter: Hilarious Airborne Comedic Device included the following, which: I don't care if it's Amazon Verified, this review is bullshit.
|You have a coworker who constantly flies RC Helicopters at work? The only way that would make sense is if you were employed by a company that manufactures, distributes, and sells RC helicopters...ah, actually, that makes complete sense.|
Obviously, this is a must-have purchase--is there anything that people often buy along with it?
Oh, so people who wanted a Flying Fuck also were interested in concealed serrated knives in Translucent Black? Great. That's helpful, since I imagine flying this thing at actual people will commonly result in violent confrontations. The other related items all fell into a couple categories:
- alcohol-related products
- overused jokes from old comedies (think "Sex Panther" cologne) (some of these were also alcohol-related)
- poop joke-related products
- pillows that simulate having a significant other in bed with you while you cry yourself to sleep
I'm fairly certain I've found the Amazon product that best represents me. In the future, this will be known as my "Amazon Avatar".