Well, it's not called a ride-thru

Source: The Telegraph

In Canada, even the horses are too polite to tell you when you're bothering them

Is there a video?  OF COURSE there's a video.  You're welcome.

 


Source: Sun News

I don't fool with horses

Eric Berry, safety for the Kansas City Chiefs, is terrified of horses (seriously, he's actually been diagnosed with equinophobia, which I feel a little bad about).  You would think that wouldn't come up much on a football field, but you would be wrong. 

You'd think his own team might stop rolling out horses all the goddamn time

Asked to explain this, Berry responded, "You just don't know what a horse is thinking. Can you look at a horse and tell what a horse is thinking?"  Well, Eric, it's true that we can't, but look--horses aren't so different from you and me.  Take a look at these gifs; you can barely tell the horse and your quarterback apart.

Horse.

Matt Cassel.