I mean, once you've hit a cop with a thrown wine bottle, might as well keep going

I guess if someone had accidentally stepped on it they could have been mildly aggravated

I suppose this calls for a panic gif (well, not really.  Mostly I just wanted to put in a gif).

Source: Daily Mail

Should we allow civilians to drive cop cars? Sure, what could go wrong?

Source: wheels.ca

Traveling this Memorial Day weekend? Well, I have g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶ b̶a̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶ news!

According to AAA, traffic will be down per this CNN report!

Don't get too excited though--according to AAA (again), traffic is going to be up, judging by this USA Today report.

Journalism!

Alex Jones thinks the government has access to the SimCity disaster menu

Source: MediaMatters

Good: There are fewer fire ants in the US now! Bad: Replaced by "Crazy Ants"

Source: University of Texas

I guess it's natural to wonder if you're adopted but come on

Slate.com has a frequent advice column written by Emily Yoffe.  This column frequently runs somewhat absurd questions, but today's really takes the cake:

Rob Ford caught smoking crack on tape, his lawyer takes "deny everything" strategy to the next level

The headline about covers it on this one.  Someone taped Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack and is now selling it to the highest bidder (for some reason, there is a crowdfunded group attempting to buy it--actually, scratch that, there are at least five crowdfunded groups trying to buy it.  Getting pretty tired of your shit, Indiegogo).  At this point a number of journalists have seen and publicized the video, though the video itself remains unreleased.  Rob Ford's lawyer responded to the allegations, wondering, "How can you indicate what the person is actually doing or smoking?"  Apparently not recognizing the inanity of this line of thinking, he went on to ask, "Truly, what is reality?  Does each of us not create our understanding of the world around us on a moment-to-moment basis, crafting a tapestry of perception that is unique to our own experience?"

Now, I have no clear evidence either way.  I just want to ask one question: does the gif below depict the actions of a man who is not on crack?  I rest my case.

If your desire for bizarre Rob Ford moments continues unabated, you may view a full list here.

Sometimes there are products that I want despite having no real need for them

In Canada, even the horses are too polite to tell you when you're bothering them

Is there a video?  OF COURSE there's a video.  You're welcome.

 


Source: Sun News

Well, that's just unfortunate ad placement

Source: Opposing Views

Headlines, are difficult to write, but as long as you get all the information in there you're usually okay, commas are hard to use but I think I am improving because I used three here and that seems like an appropriate number

Source: philly.com

The way king penguins fight might be enough to disprove evolution

Today in mugshots that fit the crime, we have an entry from...oh, of course it's Florida

Looking for a summer job? Can you scream "POLAR BEAR"?

If so, Norway would like a word. 

Source: Mother Nature Network