Traveling this Memorial Day weekend? Well, I have g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶ b̶a̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶ news!

According to AAA, traffic will be down per this CNN report!

Don't get too excited though--according to AAA (again), traffic is going to be up, judging by this USA Today report.

Journalism!