That's a point for Virginia, but Florida is still way ahead

In the competition for head-shakingly bizarre occurrences, that is.  Today, we visit Craigslist of Norfolk, VA after which I invite all of you to join me in reaching for the nearest stuffed animal and shuddering uncontrollably.

Is there some sort of award for having the most unique Craigslist request?  Because you win, forever.

At least they're motivated sellers

So...you need someone to come dredge your trampoline out of the neighborhood pond, for free, and in exchange they get a broken trampoline.  Let the bidding commence, I guess.

This is the least inspiring Craigslist post ever.  All interested parties in an orderly line, ple--I SAID ORDERLY, DAMMIT.  Ms. Jackson, you'll have to calm down.

Sounds like a really interesting family.  I guess I can't blame you for having difficulty sleeping with a walrus head in the house.

Yeah, I know, it's obviously fake.  Still, I would absolutely use this as an art installation if it's still available.

All images courtesy of Huffpo