I mean, once you've hit a cop with a thrown wine bottle, might as well keep going

I guess if someone had accidentally stepped on it they could have been mildly aggravated

I suppose this calls for a panic gif (well, not really.  Mostly I just wanted to put in a gif).

Source: Daily Mail

Should we allow civilians to drive cop cars? Sure, what could go wrong?

Source: wheels.ca

Traveling this Memorial Day weekend? Well, I have g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶ b̶a̶d̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶ news!

According to AAA, traffic will be down per this CNN report!

Don't get too excited though--according to AAA (again), traffic is going to be up, judging by this USA Today report.

Journalism!

Alex Jones thinks the government has access to the SimCity disaster menu

Source: MediaMatters