LeBron James not satisfied with domination of the sport of basketball, now seeks to become successful meteorologist

Below is an actual report from the National Weather Service, documenting both LeBron James' first foray into weather reporting and the first time Instagram has been used for anything useful whatsoever:

 

 Source: The New England Sports Network, for some reason

ESPN continues to report on Joe Flacco as if he were a small child

You may recall that ESPN previously reported that Joe Flacco's father found Joe Flacco to be a dull boy.  Now, in the wake of Flacco's record-breaking, unprecedented contract which makes him the highest-paid player in all of football, ESPN has done a great job of identifying the truly important Flacco news of the day:

 

 

Gio Gonzalez continues time-honored tradition of baseball players injuring themselves in weird ways

Source: Nats Enquirer

Cheese rolling looks dangerous

The most surprising part is how the people are as bouncy as the cheese.

Highlights from the Pro Bowl!

Just kidding, the Pro Bowl has no highlights.  There were some fun moments, like when Eli threw a pick six and forgot that he doesn't have to make his disappointed interception face in a meaningless game:

Also, there was this onside kick attempt, which the audience responded to with a hearty, "oh, that was kinda cool, I guess."  It's the Pro Bowl, so expectations have to be set pretty low.

 Pictured here: the best moment of individual play by a Cleveland Brown in the 2012-13 season.

 .gifs courtesy of KSK

Watching people trying to play soccer with binoculars taped to their faces is highly entertaining

Next, I'd like to see a binoculars team against a team that has taken hallucinogens.  Science, make it happen!